I’m pretty sure this guy at my job has pinkeye and has for like a week

dude go to the doctor!

Was woken up to sexts
Then he went to sleep

Dammit guy.

Sexting with no reply 

artclasshero replied to your post: Back to work tomorrow i’m excited for 2 reasons 1….

“I got you down for Wednesday the sex on the 29th, does that work for you?” - “No I have masterbating all day after work planned, how about cunnilingus?” - “No good for me but fellatio after 6?” - “Yes” (how I imagine your life.

somewhat accurate.

I was walking Toto out of my building and he got down the stairs before me and was suddenly really quiet and calm

so I turned the corner and see my neighbor hugging the corner of a wall and Toto jumping and begging for a belly rub

this guy was like 6’0 but he looked terrified

here’s a reminder of what Toto looks like

acetrainerkamau answered your question: After you’ve have sex do you immediately feel the…

I feel the immediate need to leave.

Back to work tomorrow i’m excited for 2 reasons

1. I like my job

2. Sex scheduling negotiations have been planned for tomorrow soooo…yeah.

unnecessaryglamourlife replied to your post: unnecessaryglamourlife answered your question:…

like if I felt horrible afterwards then I’ll shower after words but if really enjoyed it I’ll kinda wait until I feel it.

so your range is like 1 minute-never?

adorableblerd answered your question: After you’ve have sex do you immediately feel the…

Always, but I don’t like that dried sweaty skin feeling. Or the ides of leaving all that unecessary excess fluid to just being wiped away

but like do you jump straight up or do you lay there for a few minutes?

pasdesolee answered your question: After you’ve have sex do you immediately feel the…

depends on whom the sex was with, where we were, how recently i washed myself, the weather…

this is a lot of variables

unnecessaryglamourlife answered your question: After you’ve have sex do you immediately feel the…

yes and no it depends on how the sex was

explain.