Yesterday I had an abortion
it was the hardest thing i’ve ever done
i can’t stop crying
Being an only child is realizing you were such an asshole kid that your parents couldn’t bare the thought of repeating it.
I’ve got a decent amount from my last check left over because I didn’t pay most of my bills
I remember when you were nice!
This is a reminder that Jezebel is one of the top sites for feminists, by feminists, and that you will not see any of them complain or protest them or their hypocritical and sexist articles.
Where is the feminist backlashes over this? Oh, they must still be busy over misinterpreting Blurred Lines and shaming women who do not want to identify as feminists and body shaming men as neckbeard fedora wearers while pushing debunked arguments and outright lies.
Where is my “17 Famous Women With Huge Flappy Vaginas” article?
i hate Jezebel so much
that’s cool and all but i was really getting into that dick article so if someone could please source it for me…
I walked into my boss’s office and found him with his glasses off, face red, and head down so I did what any caring individual would do
I moonwalked the fuck out of there and avoided him the rest of the day
Leave me alone, you’re bullying me.
That time my mail app decided a person was Spam in the middle of a string of emails and the person thought i was ignoring them
People at work are starting to recognize that I am capable of doing stuff
people ask me to do more shit
PEOPLE KEEP ASKING ME TO DO SHIT
April Fool’s Day is the best day to confess some real shit because everyone will think it’s a joke
go confess you robbed a bank to a cop and then start laughing